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Megatronus: You love me, right? You love me more than the characters in classic romances? Orion Pax: Of course, dear. Why are you asking? (sirens in distance) Megatronus: No reason Megatronus: Just remember that in court Orion Pax: What the actual hell did you do??
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Ghost: How long does your ideal hug last? Y/N: 30 to 40 minutes Ghost, already carrying them: That's a bit impractical Y/N, snuggling in: You said ideal not realistic
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#and sirius goes lol why are u guys tagging james tf#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#remus lupin#barty crouch jr#peter pettigrew#jegulus#fake marauders tweets#incorrect marauders quotes
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The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.
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“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”
A beat of silence.
Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.
“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.
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Graves, undeterred:
“Y’all���d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”
Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.
“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”
Graves: “Would’ve done better.”
Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”
“I was fixin’ to explain!”
“Fixing what now?”
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While reviewing blueprints:
“Might coulda added another entry point here.”
Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."
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You: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Price: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Price: You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.
Soap: Babe, you're my prize.
Ghost *watching this* : You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.
Y/n: Yeah no shit, you can be a bitch sometimes.
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Y/n: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Gaz: You... You were putting it in cold water?
Y/n:.......
Soap: Y/n. Answer the question, Y/n.
Y/n: Well... yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification” process. I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Besides, do you really think I have the patience to boil water?
Soap: Ye dinnae have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Gaz: Wait, wait- why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Soap: Do ye think ah've got the patience to boil water on the stove?
Gaz: It takes less than a minute!
Y/n: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??
Gaz: Well, how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove then?
Y/n: Like, 7 minutes!
Soap: *nods*
Gaz: *sighs* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Soap: ...Ye're puttin' the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?
Y/n: *crying laughing* Your stove is fucking enchanted!
Price: Every single one of you is a fucking lunatic.
Ghost: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?
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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb
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Ghost: You have to change jobs
MC: ...I am not changing jobs?
Ghost: And why not?
MC: Why not? ..the tips are great?
Ghost: ...Become a stripper the tips will be better
MC: how will becoming a stripper be better?!
Ghost: I'll be your only client ...the pole would be in my room
MC: ...
.......be serious?
Ghost: I am being serious ill thrown in great insurance
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Optimus, over comms: Just got to Cybertronian Costco. Where are you? Ratchet: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.
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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally
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Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Dick: Obviously come find you-
Jason: Nothing.
Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
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how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:
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Price: "Keep up, boys. Little sergeants who get left behind get eaten."
Soap: "Did he just call us little?"
Gaz: "I'm more concerned with the getting eaten part."
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